I know that there are worse problems to have, but my son is a little preoccupied with my breasts (a.k.a 'the mi-mi's).
He weaned quite a while ago with no protest, after some pretty darn extended nursing, but he still tries to cop a feel pretty regularly. It's usually when we're snuggling, and he kind of tries to hold one breast between his hands. Sometimes he smushes his face up against it.
Sometimes I joke around and say 'want to nurse?' He'll say yes with a silly grin, and I'll pretend to lift up my shirt. Then he'll say "THAT'S DISGUSTING!" and run away.
What have I done?
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