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March 24, 2008

Can you identify these breastfeeding lines?

J0406477_2 I keep a little running collection of funny breastfeeding quotes from TV and movies.  Can you identify any of these?  Leave the answers in the comments section!

"These are working breasts!"

"Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no."

"Your chest is going to milktate."

"Take a picture, it'll last longer."

"Have you ever been to Knuckle Beach?  It's a totally different world.  A world where orange soda is an acceptable substitute for breastmilk."

"Those aren't boobs.  They're lies!"

"If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?"

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Comments

I can only positively identify the "Jack" quote from meet the Fockers, though I'm positive that with more thought a few of the rest (Those aren't boobs. They're lies!) will come to me.

Got it- Family Guy.

Ha- the "lies" one I got from you when you posted that hilarious Family Guy clip! And the milktate... Juno? I love in Ice Age where Sid says "I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal."

Steph

"Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no."

Meet the Fockers

"Take a picture, it'll last longer."

The Office

Yes - all correct so far!

You have:

Meet the Fockers
Family Guy
The Office
Juno

Three more to go...

- Tanya

the last one is from Friends.

30 Rock (Knuckle Beach) & Everybody Loves Raymond (working breasts), I believe.

I had my husband help me because he's good with quotes. He would like to put in a request for "I have nipples, Greg -- could you milk me?" from Meet the Parents, and "It's a package deal!" from Friends.

Very fun collection!

Hey - you guys got them all!

I didn't think anyone would get the 30 Rock one.

Nicely done!

- Tanya

There is also:

"You've got the same parts."

from gilmore girls.

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