Can you identify these breastfeeding lines?
I keep a little running collection of funny breastfeeding quotes from TV and movies. Can you identify any of these? Leave the answers in the comments section!
"These are working breasts!"
"Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no."
"Your chest is going to milktate."
"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
"Have you ever been to Knuckle Beach? It's a totally different world. A world where orange soda is an acceptable substitute for breastmilk."
"Those aren't boobs. They're lies!"
"If he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?"
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I can only positively identify the "Jack" quote from meet the Fockers, though I'm positive that with more thought a few of the rest (Those aren't boobs. They're lies!) will come to me.
Posted by: Jackie | March 24, 2008 at 08:28 AM
Got it- Family Guy.
Posted by: Jackie | March 24, 2008 at 08:30 AM
Ha- the "lies" one I got from you when you posted that hilarious Family Guy clip! And the milktate... Juno? I love in Ice Age where Sid says "I ain't exactly lactating right now, pal."
Steph
Posted by: Adventures In Babywearing | March 24, 2008 at 08:51 AM
"Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed? My guess is no."
Meet the Fockers
"Take a picture, it'll last longer."
The Office
Posted by: Rebekah | March 24, 2008 at 08:58 AM
Yes - all correct so far!
You have:
Meet the Fockers
Family Guy
The Office
Juno
Three more to go...
- Tanya
Posted by: tanya@motherwearblog | March 24, 2008 at 09:40 AM
the last one is from Friends.
Posted by: Abby | March 24, 2008 at 09:35 PM
30 Rock (Knuckle Beach) & Everybody Loves Raymond (working breasts), I believe.
I had my husband help me because he's good with quotes. He would like to put in a request for "I have nipples, Greg -- could you milk me?" from Meet the Parents, and "It's a package deal!" from Friends.
Very fun collection!
Posted by: Hobo Mama | March 26, 2008 at 06:58 AM
Hey - you guys got them all!
I didn't think anyone would get the 30 Rock one.
Nicely done!
- Tanya
Posted by: tanya@motherwearblog | March 26, 2008 at 04:49 PM
There is also:
"You've got the same parts."
from gilmore girls.
Posted by: EllenRebekah | April 02, 2008 at 04:05 PM