I'm very pleased to share some original illustrations from Adrienne Hedger, illustrator and co-author of If These Boobs Could Talk: A Little Humor to Pump up the Breastfeeding Mom. She and her co-author Shannon Seip also wrote Momnesia, which was released this year. They are blogging at Momnesia the Book. Don't miss her post, "Sorry, facilities guy!"
Five things to do if you're leaking and there's no baby in sight
Do your boobs ever spring a leak at an inconvenient
time? Don’t fret! The next time this happens, just use any of these five
strategies to make the best of an awkward situation.
1. You’re getting wet… so turn it into a dramatic and heartwarming moment by humming the tune to Titanic.
2. Be productive. Discreetly use your breast milk to water the nearest plant.
3. Look for a fire to put out. Preferably a small fire.
4. Make a beeline for the nearest bowl of cereal. It's perfectly good milk, after all.
5. Embrace the beauty of the moment. Strike a pose (preferably on a sloping lawn) in the position of a beautiful fountain with "water" shooting from your nipples.
